Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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