What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
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Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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