who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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