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(706): View more from Georgia

Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.

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Well thats $24,000 well spent.

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(516): View more from New York

Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.

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(817): View more from Texas

I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever

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(785): View more from Kansas

HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night

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and flaming arrows and vodka

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how did we not set your garage on fire

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