He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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