I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Randomize
