i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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