problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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