She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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