My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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