Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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You need Xanax blowdarts
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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