ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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