do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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