Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
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Her vagina should come with caution tape.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
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I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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