He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
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So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize