i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
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We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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