so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
