Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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