last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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