At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
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