a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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