it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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