I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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