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We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
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You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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