So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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