I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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