Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
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Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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