Pappa wants mamma naked
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
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I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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