Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
we're making bets on your personal life
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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