Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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