i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
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$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
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Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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