he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
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not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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