I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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