I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it