I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
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