He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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