I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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