operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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