whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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