so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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