Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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