trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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