Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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