no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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