so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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