Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
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That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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