From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
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I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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