My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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