We're like a lot better than the average bears
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
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And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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