I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
