just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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