I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
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Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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