Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
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Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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