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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers

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  can u grab me a application

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.

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• (760): View more from California

  I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I'm your Election Erection Connection

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  ...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket

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• (407): View more from Florida

  You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN

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