Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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