Your mouth is God's brothel.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Success! We fucked roommates!
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
