is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
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So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
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