Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
