I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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