hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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