Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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